Last summer, I wanted to test a theory I had and blog about it: Female servers in ice-cream places are more likely than male servers to give that extra little bit when you order a single scoop (that is, a scoop and a half). It seemed plausible, as it had happened to me a few times. It was also a delicious summer diversion, although it could lead to weight gain. I thought I’d take pictures of the cones and construct a chart or graph to display my findings. Quickly, the theory was discovered to be faulty as we encountered several women who gave parsimonious ONE scoop servings and a guy who gave two for one. Not long after that, the summer went to shit and the project seemed frivolous indeed.
This summer I am onto another project. I am not offering any theories, only the prospect of documentation to satisfy a growing curiosity. I see shopping lists all the time. I find them discarded in grocery carts and on the floors of stores. I find my own shopping lists tucked here and there in the house and in various notebooks. I am curious about shopping lists, so I thought I would start to document the ones I find to see what they tell me about people.
I have three to start. I found the first list at the back of a notebook I was keeping in 1985. I have recently been going through old folders from storage, and one folder titled “Alcoholism” had notes from when I quit drinking 32 years ago as well as some photocopied research articles about the “alcoholism as a disease” debate. In a green steno notebook, I wrote about how things went each day for the first three months of sobriety. In one note, I said I’d gone to my doctor and told her about my drinking problem. She said “Well, you don’t look like an alcoholic.” I recorded my fury at her comment.
At the back of the steno book, there was a shopping list, and along with food items (and kitty litter) in my handwriting, there are notes penned by my (then) husband—names of baseball players that I surmise he was considering for his fantasy baseball league. Beside them are numbers—it’s a mystery to me what they mean. I wonder if that’s the bidding price.
The second list I found in the couch when I was vacuuming under the sofa cushions today. This one is in my husband’s printing.
The final one, also found today, was on the floor of Thrifty’s grocery store written on half of a torn envelope. I picked it up. I am going to be picking up every grocery list I see for awhile, until this project seems frivolous.
What do shopping lists reveal about people? Their diets, I suppose, and their habits of consumption. These three tell little tales. I bet I was making chilli when I wrote that old list (from 32 years ago). Why else kidney beans and tomato sauce? And I am trying to remember the cat we had then for whom I bought the litter. Maybe it was Dashiell, named after Dashiell Hammett, a grey and white striped female. The more recent list is sweet because it shows that we eat quite a healthy diet, which makes me happy. I like the “veg X 2.” However, something mysterious is that we never eat fish steaks because I prefer filets. Perhaps it means salmon AND steak? I think so. That’s what that little symbol is–an ampersand in shorthand.
The found list is interesting. I don’t think it needs much commentary. I am glad the person is eating fruit.